dockyard oyster

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.

Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!

by Satandog February 2, 2006

head doctor

a female that enjoys to suck cock

go see the head doctor

by EZ ES300 January 24, 2007

Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007

Docktor

An expert in docking. A man with a stretchy, elastic or pliable foreskin capable of enveloping the head of another man's penis.

Doctor Jay proved to be quite the docktor... after he engulfed the acorn head of Mark's penis within his voluminous web of foreskin.

by Clean up your messages please July 20, 2010

shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure

I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt

by senior shock dock February 20, 2011

Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

Doctor Cox

Extremely hilarious sarcastic character from popular American television series scrubs, Doctor Cox is a very good doctor and spends his time destroying the confidence of another young doctor named JD in a variety of hilarious ways, mainly refering to him as a girl or putting him down with a long and sarcastic speech, however at the end somehow manages to come up with wise words to make everyone laugh and live happily ever after or just reflect on the sadness of life and death

Dude! did you see Doctor Cox on scrubs the other day?? he totally owned JD!!

by Tarjasangel August 11, 2006