Derp Mah

1) When someone gets excited playing a card game (ie Monopoly Deal) and spills food on themselves.

Dammit, you spilled food again! What a Derp Mah

by Howwwwww January 11, 2012

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

Derp

The most versitile word in the english language

Your derpin!
thats sooo derpin
derp derp derp derp derp derp.

by Derp1701 August 5, 2012

Delphophile

N. 1. A person that is sexually attracted to marine mammals, especially dolphins.

2. A homosexual dolphin.

"The men who work at the aquarium are such Delphophiles."

"Yah, they all enjoy dolphin porn."

by Rageofthecabbage October 31, 2012

Delphinian

Prophetic, ambiguous, enigmatic and un-explainable.

e.g. Courtney Stodden is a modern day delphinian.

Has something to do with old greek homoerotic hymns.
The Seven Sages of Greece.
Dolphins.
Snakes raping men.
Some dude shot another dude in the arse with an arrow.
Dude died.
Dude's mum got pissed.
Built heaps of stuff. Then tore it down.
Pretty sure there's a Trojan horse.
For some reason I'm thinking of Helena Bonham Carter. I love that bitch.
It's celebrated in a greasy festival call theophania, where they gave food to the imaginary greek temples in the sky made from unicorn foreskins.
Old mythology shit. Apollo, Gaia, Oracles and a whole of bollocking shite from the 8th century.

Bitch , I deserve a bigmac now.

by Vaginia Randall November 5, 2013

derpameow

Derp plus meow is the best silence filler!(and if you are asked to repeat something stupid!)

Person #1: Shut it.
#2: Huh?
#1: Derpameow...

by L "Ryuzaki" Lawliet December 12, 2013

derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014