Turd Cutter

It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.
I can't stop noticing that gal's '''turd cutter''' at the mall.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!
by Alex J September 27, 2023
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Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
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Piss cutter

A vehicle (typically compact car) thats a real piece of junk and somebody (usually in the NE area) zooms around in.
"Man did you see that thing!? What a little piss cutter*....the tail light was dragging on the damn road!

* pronounced"cuttah" if in Boston
by dannybampants March 30, 2016
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Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.
I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.
by 3hourtour May 19, 2024
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Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
by Claudius trufflescale June 01, 2020
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nutter cutter

When one man seeks his life to cut another man’s nuts.
(Person 1) hey bro, I’m gonna snip your nuts.
(Person 2) why’s that!!!
(Person 1) Because I’m the fucking nutter cutter cunt.
by Mr Nutter Cutter. August 17, 2022
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