poosay juice 😜
white sticky marinara 2 top this spaghetti p3nis 💅
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periodt punctuation purrr puss 🖕
stimulating sticky substance ♊️
white sticky marinara 2 top this spaghetti p3nis 💅
ahhhhhh~~~~~
periodt punctuation purrr puss 🖕
stimulating sticky substance ♊️
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Person 1: what r u gonna b 4 halloween?
Person 2: I am c u m.
heres the defined word for cum cuz i cant post it if i dont put a def. word.: cum/semen is from the penis which is sometimes used to get people pregnant (mostly woman) during sex. Woman can also produce cum/semen.
Person 2: I am c u m.
heres the defined word for cum cuz i cant post it if i dont put a def. word.: cum/semen is from the penis which is sometimes used to get people pregnant (mostly woman) during sex. Woman can also produce cum/semen.
by vinncentt._ December 16, 2021
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It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc
It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc
Me: Dad stop rubbing my peepee like that
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy
Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy
Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)
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Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
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Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end
Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..
by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021
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