A mythical creature that exists only next to a PC that has been fully integrated with the fridge. Crogeek uses its enormous quantity of bodily fat to fuse with technology, thus having enabled new tech feature which allows it to initiate feeding via key bind. If crogeek has been oversaturated with food, it will use its energy to initiate a long monologue to which no one ever listens to of their free will.
As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek.
The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek.
The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
1)
A: What happened to Steve, haven't seen him in months.
B: Forget about him, after Lora dumped him for another dude, the guy put a fridge in his bedroom and now does nothing except playing fortnite all day.
A: Oh man, that's so sad, never thought he would ever become a crogeek.
2)
S:
S: What is this party you brought me to Mona. I mean drinks are fine but the people are friggin weird.
M: Hey who cares, we are here just to have a good time.
S: They are really weird. Look at that greasy hippy, he was sniffing your heels in the lobby for 10 whole minutes. Now he's looking at me.. Eww.
M: Relax Sally, that's just Brandon. He is a true crogeek, you have nothing to worry about.
A: What happened to Steve, haven't seen him in months.
B: Forget about him, after Lora dumped him for another dude, the guy put a fridge in his bedroom and now does nothing except playing fortnite all day.
A: Oh man, that's so sad, never thought he would ever become a crogeek.
2)
S:
S: What is this party you brought me to Mona. I mean drinks are fine but the people are friggin weird.
M: Hey who cares, we are here just to have a good time.
S: They are really weird. Look at that greasy hippy, he was sniffing your heels in the lobby for 10 whole minutes. Now he's looking at me.. Eww.
M: Relax Sally, that's just Brandon. He is a true crogeek, you have nothing to worry about.
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