Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds August 13, 2008

Crotch Chicken

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.

Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!

by ivi_3 December 25, 2008

crotch bubble

When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.

guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!

by doombuddy January 27, 2008

Crotch mute

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 12, 2008

Crotch Pack

A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...

Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...

by easygoinperson February 27, 2008

Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 27, 2011