Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

crotch bubble

When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.

guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!

by doombuddy January 27, 2008

Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009

crotch crunch

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

by chugger shane March 7, 2011

Crotch Chicken

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.

Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!

by ivi_3 December 24, 2008

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 29, 2011