by ERAmatica January 8, 2012
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"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 15, 2019
Get the Crispy Scott Sunday mug.An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
by B 0 B November 7, 2022
Get the Crispy mug.Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!
by Lukers4 March 12, 2021
Get the Crispy mug.by City6930 June 29, 2021
Get the The crispy mug.The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.
timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
by milkyutter May 8, 2019
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by LiamKev January 29, 2023
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