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yard cousin 

Deep South reference that recently made news that refer to persons which, due to their level of upbringing, you may invite over for family events but certainly don't allow into your own home. They may or may not be related to you by blood or marriage.
From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :

With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.

That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."

chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
yard cousin by iiibbb October 22, 2013
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Arkansas cousin 

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.
1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".
Arkansas cousin by redbonegal April 12, 2014

flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.
Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
flu cousin by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

Fuzz Cousin 

A partner with whom you have not had intercourse with yet, but have enjoyed grinding bare pubic regions with.
No, we didn't go all the way, she's just a fuzz cousin.
Fuzz Cousin by Minotourettes December 14, 2016

Incest Cousin 

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."
Incest Cousin by westvirginia December 22, 2016

Canadian Cousin 

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
Canadian Cousin by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

De-cousin 

Disowning your cousin
I told my cousin that i will de-cousin him if he lies to me again
De-cousin by Bush knife bobby April 19, 2018