Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

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Get the Coffee babymug.

Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014

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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.

dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.

by Boten March 12, 2011

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coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.

I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.

by codes4coffee November 23, 2019

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A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.

I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.

by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019

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