Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019

fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.

Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang

by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017

clutch

clutch meanz when yuh do somethin cool that sum 1 else cnt do

mi fren doez a nollie variel kickflip board slide and landz it, i wuld say datz clutch

by thizkidizamazin December 25, 2010

Clutch that mutch

Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh

“Alfie Clutch that mutch” said CakeBoy

by Caketom October 6, 2020

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017