finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.

*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits

by DrShamrock July 2, 2023

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

flap-a-caping

When a person cant pronounce their words correctly and their words run together.

Did you notice how bad Bob was flap-a-caping today? I couldn't understand anything he said!

by Diana66 April 19, 2018

UsInG wEiRd CaPiTaLiZaTiOn

UsEd WhEn SoMeOnE iS eXtReMeLy BoReD , eXcItEd, Or JuSt WaNtS tO bE aN aNnOyAnCe To AlL lIvInG hUmAnS.

like me.

using weird capitalization ExAmPleS

VSCO #1: omagawsh did you hear about the new HyDrOfLaSkS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?
Random normal kid: What? What is a HyDrOfLaSk it sounds super DuMb.
VSCO #2: Dude, you're UgLy
Random normal kids: OoOoOf that HuRt

by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Originally BEJROVBOOTY GanBJraStas capital

Originally Bending over bootys Banging backwards ass capital. Originally Benningfield junior over booty Banging backwards ass capital. The word bejrovbooty ganbjrastas Originally started in the household of Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine the year of 2022. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

Iam the originally bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital. King 🤴 👑. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 31, 2022

capitalist

One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.

Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!

by Uncarer November 15, 2005