Cade

To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.

Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.

by 30stm May 4, 2010

Cadence

Cadence is a thot

Bro Cadence has the thickest ass tonight

by Dr Filipino April 21, 2019

CAIDS

The deadly fusion of Cancer and AIDS. This disease was introduced to us by (generic names) Katie. Katie asked Josh (also a generic name) if he had it and replied with a "hell yeah I do." Resulting from this answer, Josh has recieved this disease. It is currently uncurable. If you are looking for more information about the CAIDS, there is no information on the internet because it is secretly being hidden by the government.

Me: Do you have CAIDS.
You: Yes I do CAIDS.
You = CAIDSed

by Not Stanly September 10, 2006

Cade

A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.

Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.

Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.

by ZeroShiftXZ August 22, 2011

Caden

The biggest faggot you will ever meet, he jerks off in class and is so fat he has to have a Twinkie on a stick just to motivate him off a chair.

That kid over there is such a Caden.

by Thatguythatcomesupwithshit April 21, 2018

Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021