crotch-broth

a lady's love juices

after our night of passion together my bed sheets were covered in her crotch-broth

by lovebug April 4, 2003

Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009

Crotch Pack

A group of guys that follow around specific good and semi good looking women...

Stephanie's Crotch Pack were already at the house by the time we all got there...

by easygoinperson February 27, 2008

crotch bubble

When the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.

guy1: dude, you've got a crotch bubble... snag your button on the top of your belt, that'll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you're right!

by doombuddy January 27, 2008

Crotch mute

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 19, 2008

Crotch Chicken

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.

Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!

by ivi_3 December 24, 2008

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013