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Lao bu

Didn't pass my exam, lao bu definitely will scold the shit out of me.
by Sglish August 25, 2018
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bus pussy

When the pussy has more miles then a Greyhound and she'll let anyone in for a dime.
I heard she has that bus pussy',you might catch something riding that.
by CBone78 September 15, 2017
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Bus Parkour

Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.

The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.

The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.

It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).

This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
Dude 1: Why were you so late man?

Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour

Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012
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bus-a-looey

bus like. crazy about public transportation. going insane from a long bus journey.
Tod went bus-a-looey after sitting next to the bathroom on the greyhound from florida to new york
by organsplitter June 19, 2011
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Retard bus

Alex Where's Joe

Sean He takes the retard bus
by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021
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Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed
Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.
by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023
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Bus Bitch

1. A bitch on the bus
2. A person who constantly rides buses and bitches about them
3. A person who talks loud on their Cellphone on the bus and disturbs everyone
4. Something nice to call your friend or any random hoe
Yo, Natalia is such a bus bitch.

My gosh that man was such a bus bitch talking mad loud on his phone on the bus.

Stop bitching about the bus prices going up your beginning to sound like a bus bitch.
by TT ;) May 27, 2011
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