burnt salami

When you burn salami.

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

burnt ham

When you burn ham.

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

Burnt Ass Crack End

The end of a joint. Tastes like burnt ass crack.

This joint got that burnt ass crack end.

by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023

Burnt soup

They way the house smells from too much sex or masterbation.

I love Julie, but home girl is on the wand and her crib smells like burnt soup.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023

burnt rashers

When rashers are black.

It's never a good idea to put burnt rashers in the air fryer.

by Debskelly1985 April 9, 2023

burnt slurry

Crispy slurry.

Burnt slurry smells like shitty smoke.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023