While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
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by Big noppa February 16, 2025
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Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
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