Bodega

From where a baby eats. Baby feeders. Milky ways.

Listen, I love being a dad, but my daughter is honestly useless. Doesn't cook or clean. Just goes to my favorite bodega, empties their inventory, and shits all day.

by anonymous August 27, 2025

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BODEGA

A small store in New York City that has 20 times the stuff it actually has room for; typically dividing into 10-12 aisles even though only 5 fit; sells everything from groceries to electronics to hash pipes and sometimes clothes; makes keys and sandwiches; offers better coffee than Starbucks for 1/3 the price; sells lottery tickets and burner phones; all come standard with a cat as a security guard. Never go in to just ask for change from a dollar.

Went to the bodega to make a key for my girlfriend and get a roast beef sandwich for lunch.
Couldn't maneuver out of the bodega because I got stuck behind three people in line for the cashier.
Almost tripped on the bodega cat that was sitting in the doorway.

by NYLA_Jordan November 13, 2025

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dooze bodger

A certified avoider of alcoholic beveragés when away on boozy weekends with the lads/gals

Public refusal to sink Pîntõs infront a a crowd who all have sub 4 second bolts (20 second VK is mandatory)

A person who forces themselves to like the taste of Guinness, despite the fact it tastes like an ashtray mixed with puddle water.

A welsh pigéon.

Gillibrand et al were all certified Dooze Bodgers after Dublin 2016

by chuckstrellson September 22, 2016

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