blendatologist

The highest level of expertise in the field of blending things.

Yo that girl at tropical smoothie is a real blendatologist.

by The moist towelette February 25, 2018

Blindslided

The act of surreptitiously editing a coworkers PowerPoint presentation in such a manner as to cause embarrassment when the slides are being presented.

Someone screwed with Fitch's charts after he turned them it. Man, he got blindslided at the meeting!

by TheCrosj March 12, 2018

blindshot

bull's eye, 0ptimus's election forecasting platform

blindshot is only but a blindshot

by underbitch June 16, 2018

blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018

blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there

mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night

by brumtingyh August 18, 2018

blendaui

To pretend to do something one is clearly not doing it or doing lame things which destroys the atmosphere at parties.

Can be used as a noun too.

That was a blendaui action.

He‘s doing blendaui stuff.

What a blendaui.

by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018

Blendixed

When you eat a certain color ice cream , and you skin turns that color.

I was completely blendixed the other day,I was blue

by Leah05 February 21, 2019