blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.

A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.

by jzimo August 10, 2005

blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C July 20, 2008

blast loud

the level of volume that greatly exceeds usual listening levels; reaching a very high decibel level for the human ear - 95+dB; the volume acheived when one turns the volume dial or presses the volume button as far or as many times possible;

Hey, Margie, turn up the stereo blast loud because Mom just left.

by Cat the Wordsmith February 6, 2010

Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010

Bronco Body Blast

Adapted from the Turbo Jam Total Body Blast Ball Workout, this term deviates from the original meaning a bit. It refers to the enormous cumshot from just one man. The shot has so much power, force, and substance, that it is like being kicked by a bronco, hence the Bronco Body Blast.

First Guy, "That girl must have been bukkaked all over, she has so much cum on her it knocked her down!"
Second Guy, "Naw man, I just gave her the bronco body blast."

by scu all the way November 30, 2009

mountain dew baja blast

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by boredasfuck55555 April 11, 2016