balderdash

n. A foot race for senior citizens.

Well, that's it for the housewife wind-sprint. Up next is the balderdash. Our favorite to win today has just turned 65, his birthday was just last week--and, yes, folks, here he is now...

by raskolnikov, PhD. May 15, 2007

poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Bladder Rocks

The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.

When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.

by Bob Korea March 19, 2005

beader

A term for someone who is really lame. Can be used to replace the non bigoted use of "faggot". Originating from anal beads. Also see beady.

"Do you really have to point out all my grammar mistakes you beader"

Jim- "so the essay got moved to tommorow"

Tim- "man thats hella beady"

by toochainz November 19, 2013

French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

blade

A motorcycle and a shortened form of 'fireblade'. The Honda Fireblade was introduced in the early 90s and dominated sports biking for almost a decade, only to be overtaken in 1998/99 by Yamaha's R1. Both machines are capable of going very fast.

I've just popped a virtuous wheelie on my 'blade', but soiled myself in the process.

by The Duke of Bedford June 11, 2006