Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.

"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"

by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023

heavenly birthday

someone's birthday after they have passed away

"happy heavenly birthday to my brother, Kendall. today, he would have been 36"

by BatmanZoe March 5, 2023

Golden birthday

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".

Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!

by mackwort January 21, 2015

birthday sex

its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT

Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.

by Sir Cott August 25, 2009

Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010

Platinum Birthday

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.

Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!

by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017