BigGreasyEgg

DREAM LOVER! Someone who loves dream more than anything!

He is such a BigGreasyEgg! He loves dream so much!

by BurnerAccount1234 November 28, 2021

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

The Biggest Gamecocks Fan in the World

His name is Noah Whalen. He is from Toronto

"I want to become The Biggest Gamecocks Fan in the World"

by The Truth Don't Argue November 13, 2019

Doing a Biggsy

An accident-prone person in particular when handling containers of liquid or food.

1. Knocking over a glass of red wine and staining your white shirt whilst attending an important diner engagement is 'Doing a Biggsy'.

2. When you habitually knock over bottles with your elbow whilst reaching for other items on a dining table, you are 'Doing a Biggsy'.

3. If you spill half of your food before returning from a buffet you are 'Doing a Biggsy'

by From Mexico December 22, 2009

Your mom biggay

The best insult ever said. Worse than your mom gay lel, your granny tranny, etc.

Carl: Hey, guess what?
Big Smoke: What?
Carl: You're momst've the gayst've
Big Smoke: Oh yeah? Guess what?
Carl: What?
Big Smoke: Your mom BIGGAY

by Your mom biggay June 25, 2018

When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016