betty day

september 16, national celebration of “betty” by taylor swift, only day that it’s acceptable to like country music, for the girls and the gays only

1: “omg isn’t today the 16th?”
2: “yeah, why?”
1: “HAPPY BETTY DAY”

by draggedbytaylorswift September 16, 2020

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Betty Ross Syndrome

A girl who knows full well a guy is likely to cheat, hurt her and be an inconsistent loose cannon, yet instists on trying to 'fix' him under a narcissistic and twisted delusion that she's just the special girl out of everyone that's tried to effectively 'Tame the Incredible Hulk'

"She's still with him after he cheated 3 times and everyone around them warned her about him? She must have Betty Ross Syndrome."

by M4rk311 June 11, 2017

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Betty donts

Meaning bad, peak, poor etc

Have you got any food?
No
Oh that’s betty donts

by Lucy gemmell April 19, 2018

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Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018

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Betty

A fat ass that will always be your friend. And has no boyfriend and is very single😏

Betty's such a Fat Ass. 😂

by Bets💙💁 April 6, 2018

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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

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