poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

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jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit

Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.

by DIG BICK P June 5, 2025

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Bet

Slang for “Fuck you”

“She’s gonna lose that volleyball game”

“No, bet”

by Dragalee May 2, 2024

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Always bet on gay.

Gays are good at everything.

"How did you know that he will win?"

"Oh, I always bet on gay."

by Cswmcwipwsohm February 29, 2020

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Bet

Has 2 definitions :

1 . To agree with something, a synonym for "sure" or "okay"

2 . To doubt about something that seems very fucking weird or gay.

(First example)
Mom : Honey! The food is served, come down now!

You : Bet.

(Second example)
Your friend : I have the n word pass, I can say it whenever I want.

You : Bet that you have it, you need a nigga like me.

by The fucking n word May 7, 2019

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