Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010

Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.

I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.

If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)

by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023

Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.

"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"

by Dub75 July 13, 2012

Red Balloon Party

Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.

Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.

by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013

Leaky Balloon Knot

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.

X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009