bacon switch

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.

I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.

by memory-minus March 11, 2005

accidental bacon

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".

Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"

by Fleck August 10, 2006

bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.

"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."

by Rigz June 26, 2007

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

Tight Bacon

Used to descibe something thats real good.

Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night.
Tight bacon, i think.

by Bird Nest January 13, 2008

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006

Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.

"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"

by WestAvenger January 29, 2009