"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.
I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".
by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006
by memory-minus March 11, 2005
When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".
Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"
by Fleck August 10, 2006
by Max Power December 09, 2004
–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).
2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).
2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."
"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
by Rigz June 04, 2007
Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night.
Tight bacon, i think.
Tight bacon, i think.
by Bird Nest January 04, 2008
A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
by Amaretto Kramer February 09, 2006