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A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
by piestar 77 August 29, 2022
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Australian

A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.

Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.
“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”
by gazember cigány majom May 13, 2020
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Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.
- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!
by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021
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Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.
No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those
by asseater2024 June 13, 2024
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australian exhale

blowing smoke up your girlfriends ass and watching it trickle out like a waterfall because it’s down under :) (BING BONG)
last night me and my girlfriend tried australian exhale IT WAS LIT
by bigblueballs June 4, 2024
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