Adam

Someone who has no mates and a Tiney cock and no one likes

You hear about that Adam guy
No
He got no mates

by John socks August 04, 2019

Adam

A peculiar intelligent man thats been aging like fine wine along the years. Most hardworking person Ive ever met, detail oriented and a clean freak. Weird funny guy whom I adored so much. Has so much goodness to give to people, tho people might evaluate him incorrectly. Purest person with a heart of Gold. Trust me, he's a Genius! Maybe he an alien with all the good qualities lol far most lovable than humans are. The Man I gonna marry. Back away goats, this particular Adam mine forever.
My Babi/Bubba.
I love you nooby!

Adam is a genius.

by November 22, 2021

Adam

Someone with an extremely large forehead that can sometimes be mistaken for a car.

That person has an Adam for a head

by Tom Edd April 24, 2017

Adam

A big fat jerk

That adam stole my cornbread!

by Atom13 May 25, 2020

it's adam and eve not adam and steve

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

by Roy S June 04, 2006

Adam

Always-Dicking-Around-Me. Adam is a person who loves pleasing himself. Usually touches men for his own fetishes, he acts like a dick to them so he won't be outed as gay.

A : Ugh Adam is here again.
B : What's wrong with Adam?
A : He's gonna start groping my balls and try to touch my nipples again.
B : Oh no!!

by ReliableSauce February 14, 2016

Adam

A douchebag. Never trust an Adam. HE/SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!

Oh my gosh, have you met Adam?
Yea he is such a douchebag!!!!

by JJ C February 05, 2017