Button Butter

waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard like substance reeking of wet band aids and buffalo sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.
one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band aids and burnt vinegar.
by sally stankfinger April 05, 2016
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the next button

The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.

When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...

On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!
dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?

dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...

the next button the movie
by hi, you single or naw? September 13, 2017
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Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.
ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.
by Dvinny7 August 09, 2015
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Button buck

A guy who has a button penis and is out hunting doughs... is called button buck. a dude with smaller than a mushroom penis is a button buck..
That guy acting like big shot trying to fuck with peoples womens lives ended up being a button buck ...
by assole magnet February 13, 2021
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Snooze button

A way of telling someone to just shut it down. Or stfu. Leave me alone
Hey why you keep drinking all the remy?

Man, Snooze Button
by Michael Sturgis April 14, 2020
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Goopy button

When a man ejaculates into your belly button.
"He came inside my belly button and gave me a goopy button"
by Bri bri goop December 31, 2019
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fairy button

A small button located on the back of a preppie-style shirt to hold the collar in place. This item is often a target for junior-high lunch line bullys.
I gave Fred a wedgie and ripped off his fairy button at the same time!
by R.Ellis November 16, 2006
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