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Outlet Shag

An individual who is otherwise extremely physically attractive although may have one or a few minor eccentricities, such as boz-eyes or a slight lisp. Therefore, it is likely that they could be somewhat humbler than their "equilateral" counterparts, as they have probably only just attained their sexual prime later on in life, and as a result are less bitchy or temperamental. The lessened emotional strain is sort of like a discount or an outlet price, only with one's sexuality instead of something like a merino wool sweater.
Cameron Dante's Inferno:Wow, X from finance is so hot. Xe has a bit of a wonky eye that always spins 270 degrees when they sneeze, but that's okay because xe is so fine.

Margaret Chow: A bit out an outlet shag am I right?
by Shona Willie November 27, 2017
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shag

shag is UK slang to “sleep
“i only shag in my bed
by Furryslasher August 22, 2021
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Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"
by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
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shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.
"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."
by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005
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Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
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shag face

The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.
"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"
by bananacake01 July 7, 2016
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shag-bagged

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."
by dreadsocks April 23, 2010
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