Number Nine

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

by John OC December 9, 2006

nine inch nails

A great band named after the nails that were hammered into jesus christ during his crucifiction.

nine inch nails is the best band ever...

by matt sharp June 9, 2005

lick my nine

lick my nipple taken from Austen Powers

Lick my nine fo shizzle my nizzle

by individual March 6, 2005

Whole nine yards

This is not about the airforce, football or even the clothing industry; The Whole Nine Yards refers to the amount of conrete that was in the original concrete trucks (9 cubic yards).

Concrete Company "How much do you need for the sidewalk?"

Contractor- "The whole nine yards."

by Whatda May 26, 2010

Nine holes of golf

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

by William Sadowski September 22, 2006

Polish sixty-nine

Performed when you lik your armpit and wank at the same time

I got no female, but I always got the good old polish sixty-nine

by jalleminator January 7, 2010