by FouthNose July 06, 2022
It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.
by Samantha Jo November 08, 2019
by Beard3dWonder October 29, 2019
Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 08, 2021
bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.
by Swiftie198999 September 06, 2023