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Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.
I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!
by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020
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Craig

Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig
by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021
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cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019
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Jenny Craig

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time
by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023
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Craig

Any adjective to insult someone.

Originated from CritzCraig on Overwatch.
What a craig
by Gillton June 22, 2020
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:craiging

:craiging A.K.A. what is: to create an Autobiography within the day in time of when to time travel too mainly starting from the first computer that is of the we the people of common+sense Internet to simply say that Taking all the yesteryear autobiographies and adding it up to the days autobiography, where you can pick any day within the time frame of. You know, people having use of the Internet that have even the level of the electronics of a voicemail... ... To simply say Craig. Inc is to autobiography yourself in the modern day time, with the knowledge of what is knowing that all the autobiographies done today, regardless of their done with electricity or by hand. We'll never. Ah be outmatched. The yesteryear autobiographies that were written by hand. And all the biographies that were written by hand, Will simply never add up to the day that you pick of the modern+day age of autobiography. Or biography, yourself. Or another is that of what means to :craiging
I was :craiging to my mom/mother/mommy, over the voicemail of their smartphone (dumb phone as IAM smart, being that IAM part of who created such matter of Outside means of telekinesis, outside oneself empowerment of our To be able to use regular old, the original technology, the OG, by which is what telekinesis of the mind within the humanoid body of life, living life in and of itself.)
by Craigvalue nova June 22, 2022
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Craig

He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.
person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know
by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022
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