Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

beer coat

(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter

"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

beer enema

An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.

Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.

by chris giocondo April 19, 2006

beer and skittles

amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.

Life is not all beer and skittles.

by Texascookie December 28, 2008

Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010

Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?

He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc

by ingle1 June 24, 2010

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs November 4, 2015