Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
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by GoFuckYourself123 September 21, 2020
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by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
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by Mr. Never should have lost her July 2, 2022
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