Goober

Stupid cute silly idiot that is so goofy that they are so adorable!!!!!!!

1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024

Goober

Goober is a word describing a very SILLY character!! :3

Robin: Look at this silly little goober I found :3

by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023

Goober

A goober.

Goober is a goober

by Roonledoggo July 24, 2023

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.

"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."

by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.

Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"

by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022