Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. by What is life 666 April 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by as20_3 March 17, 2020
Get the dylanmug. He will be a heartbreaker. HE WILL BE THE WORST BISH U HAVE EVER MET he will be ugly, rude and stupid as Shiz.
by oof_gurl boo January 23, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.