Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.
"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."
"Bro you had hangover covid."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."
"Bro you had hangover covid."
by cheesyfeet December 3, 2020
Get the Hangover Covidmug. by Gocian March 8, 2021
Get the Covid lollipopmug. The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
Get the Covid Chipsmug. Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
Get the Covid Hipstermug. Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020
Get the butt COVIDmug. When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
Get the The Covid Trombonemug. Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.
by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020
Get the COVID-flexiblemug.