Hot Carl

When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.

I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit

by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017

Hot Carl

When you get fucked by Sling Blade.

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

Carl Edwards Backflip

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.

He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

by WrestlerGuy May 11, 2013

Carl von Clausewitz

The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz

by Dancing with Fire October 11, 2011

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carl van Loon

Wealthy movie star, the dutch version (carlo van laanen) is not so wealthy and movie star like.

Look at that douche, he looks like a dutch Carl van Loon.

by Michigan smitsers November 13, 2011