One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

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how to write a thesis

1. Be debatable
2. Have the obvious meaning
3. Add the deeper meaning using the word "showing"

how to write a thesis: I smashed yo fatass mom and it lowkey felt good showing how size doesn't matter

by kegner; vaerj bker February 12, 2025

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Nothing to write home about

Used to describe something that's average, unimpressive, or just plain boring. If it’s "nothing to write home about," it’s not worth getting excited over—like a bland meal, a forgettable movie, or a mediocre date.

"I tried that new burger place downtown… honestly, it was nothing to write home about."

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

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Nothing to write home about

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre

“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

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Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!

by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022

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