wooster

A ditsy girl that believes anything that she hears especially, a blonde

-man that girl believes everything
- yeah, she's a Wooster

by MAN-CHILDdd September 26, 2010

College of Wooster

A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.

However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.

Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.

Common exchange between College of Wooster students...

Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?

Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?

Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?

Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...

by WooBall January 15, 2011

western omlet

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008

waster

Someone who leaves their waste products all around on the table

John you are such a waster, clean up your mess

by dead devil April 27, 2010

wooter

little kid's word for penis

douggy threw a wild pitch that hit sammy in the wooter

by danielwebsterjr April 16, 2010

western washington university

Hippie School, that usually sucks, but sometimes its alright, not too many hot girls compared to other schools

what? Western washington university? Get out outa here ya stankin long haired hippie.

by hocks August 7, 2006

Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)

A high school located in Baltimore County. A magnet schook, it has various focus programs based on the individual student's preference. But a magnet must be chosen before the student enrolls. You must also apply.

A side note: Basically run by its non-existent princpial Richard Jester, seeing as how I've only seen the man 7 times since 2006 (My freshman year). Ran by the Class of 2010. All other graduating classes bow to us. As simple as that.

"Yo, where you go to school at?"

"Western Tech a.k.a 2010's chill spot."

"O yea, I heard that yall run dat school."

"Damn straight nigga...Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)"

by How I rock September 30, 2008