Wisconsin

A shitty state that produces cheese and shit that looks like cum

Wisconsin sucks ass

by shittybastard1234 September 20, 2021

Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.

Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.

by 12wellhung July 22, 2021

Wisconsin Windpipe

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking

I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.

by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry

Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer

by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Wisconsin Dih Pic

When you shove blue cheese up your urethra, insert a miniature camera, and proceed to ejaculate all of it into another man's rectum on video, then post it to YouTube Kids.

Malachi loved it when Samuel performed the Wisconsin Dih Pic inside him.

by C0ntm June 19, 2025