what a winker
by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
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after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!
by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"
Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."
Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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by Ha ha thats what she said 101 March 19, 2011
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Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking
Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking
by TheTinyWinker November 14, 2018
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