wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 3, 2021

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Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024

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Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener

Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?

by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024

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wienering up

the act of getting your wiener full wiener mode.

" man listen im wienering up tonight and im going 10 dollar mode."

by totallynotnate July 15, 2022

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Dutch wiener

Farting under the blankets while getting a blowjob

She didn’t have to fake gagging on it once I slipped her the Dutch Wiener.

by Brandonibaloni February 6, 2026

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A welsh sex drinking game where a penis’s urethra is stopped with a cork and then the man climaxes thus causing the cork to shoot out at its’ terminal velocity creating a whistle sound as it passes by the cuck in the cuck chair.

Reginald: Did you get that handjob from that monkey?
Johnathan: No we got wasted and we did the Welsh whistling wiener

by Mikeydimes February 18, 2026

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