A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
Get the I don't wake up in the morning formug. 
by Jicksunk July 2, 2022
Get the Wake the Snorlaxmug. Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
by Big Al. December 20, 2012
Get the career wake surfingmug. The act of tightening your game up to avoid any slip ups or pitfalls due to lacking or being off your toes.
by Coffey BayB January 9, 2023
Get the Wake Yo Game Upmug. by nianxnain April 17, 2025
Get the Off The Wakemug. Massive quadriceps.
by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018
Get the waking up tonganmug.