Weapons of Mass Delusion 

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

Weapons of Mass Delusion by noteapot January 12, 2008

Weaponize 

Your employers way of forcing you to work extra hours without compensation with the threat of firing you if you don’t work extra hours without compensation.

We want you to weaponize speed in completing your tasks.

Weaponize by Realsville January 25, 2021

weapons of mass distraction 

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

weapons of mass distraction by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

Weapons of Mass Destruction by jj July 5, 2003

weapons of mass deception 

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

weapons of mass deception by Brian July 11, 2003

advanced weapons training 

Homosexual activities engaged in by radical white supremacist types with a need to feel 1337 by holding and shooting each others guns.

I'm a member of an ultra right-wing, Judeo-Christian milita group and one weekend a month we go off to our secret base location for advanced weapons training.

advanced weapons training by rBGH March 4, 2007

Weapons Geek 

A person who studys modern and ancient weapons

Commonly called nerd or dork but is not

Also called military geek

"That guy who owns the gun store is a weapons geek"

"That guy over there is a weapons geek"

Weapons Geek by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008