fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017

Valentin

Synonym for "Beschränkt"

This is a Valentin guy

by kdajvlkfnbaoebfg February 1, 2022

Valentine

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.

Oh your friend’s name’s Valentine? You’re soooooo lucky

by V.ltn November 23, 2021

Valentine

Valentine,a sweet loving girl but does not like interact with bullshit among with anyone,can ba a joker of all,in saddess she wants you but you she won't call you out

Valentine_14 February _girlbeauty

by Mainly unkind1000 July 17, 2023

Valentine Akoji

The best shinobi in gaia

"Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."

"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."

by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 21, 2021

valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019