Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it

Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom

by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021

Ur Mom

When someones says "ur mom" They're probably saying that to feel awkward, but really the moms ugly asf.

"What time is it?" I said "Ur mom" said Karen. Really?

by Official_Unicorn January 28, 2021

ur mom

your mom

your mom is running threw the world

by fghfhfh March 15, 2022

Ur mom

used as a comeback for comedic purposes

boy, "what's for dinner mom?"
mom, "Ur mom."

friend, "what do you want to play?"
other friend, "Ur mom."

by Ur modre October 27, 2022

Ur Mom

A Wonderful choice of words when answering a question.

Someone: who do you like?

Y/N: ur mom

by Yoshi_905050 May 10, 2022

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020