ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 02, 2019

ur mom

ur mom.

ur mom is hot.

by peepee asss June 21, 2022

ur mom

A good comeback

What are you doing tonight?

Ur mom

by Alexys ayers January 09, 2022

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 06, 2022

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 18, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom- a hot; middle aged person that I've fallen in love with

Ex. : Ammie! I'm in love with ur mom!

by levin keonardo May 24, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017